Very suspicious of people stealing his tail
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
x Now that he’d said those words out loud Walt wished there was something more in that glance, some muttered refute of quasi-reassurance. This was goodbye after all, goodbye forever this time. “I love you” would certainly never pass between them but “I don’t hate you”, even muttered under breath, would more than suffice.
The Winter of the Air (via fuckinq)
I just burst into tears…
Life is simple.
At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)
(via ppeanutttt)jessraethegay (via cassie-lynn-19)
Jon Stewart is back from vacation, and he’s not wasting any time going after one of his favorite targets: Fox News.
Put this on my tombstone.